omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
