i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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