Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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