they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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