i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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