No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You have to summon your inner elephant
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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