Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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