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I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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