There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
