you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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