Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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