She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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