Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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