Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
my poor anus
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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