he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she smelled like a LAN party
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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