STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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