Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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