Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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