i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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