it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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