I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He better not be in your backpack
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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