I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She's the barista slut.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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