No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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