She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
All I want is dick and wine.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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