I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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