all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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