i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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