They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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