i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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