it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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