Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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