Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Randomize
