My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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