nut hugger
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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