i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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