I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
