I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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