We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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