I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We're using joints as your birthday candles
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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