im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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