the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
