is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
tonight lets celebrate not being married
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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