I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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