so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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