You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
