She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
