all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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