What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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