i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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