So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
